drink a potion made from wolfsbane, virgin blood, phoenix ash, feather of a fallen angel, 5mmol 2-phenylacetophenone dissolved in 50mL of acetonitrile, the fedora of a friendzoned guy and Hoenn fanboy tears.
use a sharpie to write XD all over ur face
form a circle and start chanting ‘bacon pizza skittles’ repeatedly
pray for randomness
proceed to follow quirkybrittany for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience